Who Are We?
Warlock of the 6 String —> Shreds the flying v until the stars scream
- Wields a flying-V guitar shaped like a garden hoe
- Beard braided with spark plugs
- Known for screaming high notes that crack fish tanks
- Bass & backup vocals
Barbarian of the Bass —> Drops low-end detonations powerful enough to bend gravity
- Always seen with fingerless gloves and sunglasses… even indoors
- Eats nothing but Beef Jerky and Energy Drinks.
- Signature move: bass solo while riding a motorcycle on stage
Drum Berserker —> Summons seismic shock waves that could bring to life ancient spirits
- Hits the Base Drum so hard it causes earthquakes and heart palpitations
- Plays double-kick at 300 BPM like a caffeinated gnome possessed.
- Legend says he once set his cymbals on fire by accident… and kept playing.
How it all went down…
Riff Challenged Snax to an eating contest. Rif won by eating Snax entire amp for breakfast.
But, Riff was impressed by Snax’s booming bass and bone-crushing backup vocals. So they co-found Cosmic Gnomes.
Blastin’ Joined the band Riff and Snax after drummed out an entire army of rival biker gnomes during the infamous Martian Battle of the Red Dunes Festival.
The trio united on stage that same night, melting faces and blasting holes in the atmosphere with their sound.
