SNAX — The Bass Barbarian Who Twists Gravity
- SNAX’s bass is a titanic slab of cosmic ore, tuned so low it can only be heard by extinct monsters and weaponized by madmen
- Each note he detonates becomes a gravitational tsunami capable of flipping planets like coins, compressing mountains into gemstones, and convincing black holes to beg for mercy
- His groove is a tectonic apocalypse—rhythm so heavy it drags suns to their knees
“Don’t Be Proud, Unless your Loud!!!”
—Snax Hammerfist
Snax Hammerfist was once a Martian pit fighter, feared across the Red Plains for his iron fists and bottomless appetite. Legend says he could crush boulders with one punch and eat an entire asteroid worm in a single sitting. His nickname “Snax” came after he devoured the entire concession stand at the Martian Death Dome before a match — and still went on to win.
But one fateful night, while scavenging for food in an abandoned alien ship, he stumbled across a glowing bass guitar made from the spine of a cosmic leviathan. The moment he plucked its low E string, the shockwave knocked out every light on Mars for three days straight. He knew then his destiny wasn’t in the pit… it was on the stage.
Today, Snax Hammerfist is the thunder beneath the riffs — pounding out low-end frequencies so heavy they can level mountain ranges. Off-stage, he’s still known to snack on motor oil popsicles and flaming meteor nachos.
SNAX — The Bass Barbarian Who Twists Gravity
- SNAX’s bass is a titanic slab of cosmic ore, tuned so low it can only be heard by extinct monsters and weaponized by madmen
- Each note he detonates becomes a gravitational tsunami capable of flipping planets like coins, compressing mountains into gemstones, and convincing black holes to beg for mercy
- His groove is a tectonic apocalypse—rhythm so heavy it drags suns to their knees
“Don’t Be Proud, Unless your Loud!!!”
—Snax Hammerfist
Snax Hammerfist was once a Martian pit fighter, feared across the Red Plains for his iron fists and bottomless appetite. Legend says he could crush boulders with one punch and eat an entire asteroid worm in a single sitting. His nickname “Snax” came after he devoured the entire concession stand at the Martian Death Dome before a match — and still went on to win.
But one fateful night, while scavenging for food in an abandoned alien ship, he stumbled across a glowing bass guitar made from the spine of a cosmic leviathan. The moment he plucked its low E string, the shockwave knocked out every light on Mars for three days straight. He knew then his destiny wasn’t in the pit… it was on the stage.
Today, Snax Hammerfist is the thunder beneath the riffs — pounding out low-end frequencies so heavy they can level mountain ranges. Off-stage, he’s still known to snack on motor oil popsicles and flaming meteor nachos.
