BLASTIN’ — Drum Berserker of the Thousand Quaking Earths
- BLASTIN’ hammers a drum kit carved from meteor hearts and thunder fossils stolen from an elder storm titan
- Every blast beat triggers continental drift, volcanic uprisings, and shockwaves that echo across the bones of creation
- His double-kick barrage is a warpath of pure seismic wrath—time itself stumbles trying to keep up
- When BLASTIN’ plays, the cosmos hides behind its own event horizon.
“If it ain’t loud enough to wake the dead…
It ain’t metal!” —Blastin’ Stars
Blastin’ Stars was born deep inside a Martian volcano, where the constant rumble of molten rock became his first lullaby. He was the smallest gnome in his clan — his legs too short for battle, his arms too stubby for mining — but his fists were fast. From the age of three, he drummed on everything: rocks, helmets, even passing rockworms. The neighbors complained, but the beat never stopped.
One day, he discovered a set of ancient war drums forged from meteor iron and dragonhide. When he struck them, the eruption shook half of Mars — earning him the name Blastin’ Mars. Which he later changed to Blastin’ Stars as he is know by now. His speed on the double bass pedals is so extreme that scientists claim he creates his own gravity wells when he plays.
Blastin’ Stumps now sits atop a drum throne built from motorcycle chains and asteroid steel. When he plays, meteors rain, stars tremble, and gnome horns rise.